The Introduction...Just to Be Redundant

I have been playing the massive online video game, which we all love and significant others hate, World of Warcraft from practically launch. Before WoW I played many of the Blizzard products: Warcraft I & II, Starcraft, and Diablo I & II. Does this make me an expert on Blizzard? An expert on WoW? NO! I am far from an expert, I am an enthusiast, an addict perhaps…never. However, I did just start a blog based on my life as a paladin, that may speak to my level of addiction.

My current main, I am a bit tri-polar about my main, is a Protection Paladin. Thus, the blog title Divine Plea, or should I say whimper. I currently play on a RP care bear server, but I never RP. As far as I can tell no one ever RPs on my server, that is neither here nor there, back to what is important here, ME. I play “For the Horde!” Not that the allience is made up of prepubescent children, cry babies, noobs, epic failures, and 30 something men in their mothers basements, I just like having ready access to steak!…I mean, I love Tauren. Yes, Yes, Yes, I know the alliance rules, Horde drools, in the case of the undead it is disgustingly literal and possibly infectious!…cough, gasp…I wonder what an undead hamburger would taste like…Oh, for those of you that have not figured out the obvious, I happen to play the arguably most evil playable race in the Horde, a Blood Elf. They really don’t look that evil, but turn your back and they will eat your soul. Odd that us blood elves can swing the holy light around willie-nilly when the race is obviously happily rotten and addicted to magic…See, WoW does have vampires. But this is an argument that goes back years, and I really couldn’t care. I have evil holy light power, that’s not an oxymoron…wait, wait, lets do the math; evil+holy=(anyone know?), no wonder I cant understand anything on Elitist Jerks. I cant even balance this simple equation, I am sure Bliz can!

So, should you listen to anything I write and intergrate it into your play style? No, I would never advise trying to take my play style and incorporating it into your system. Just stop playing with your obviously inferrior design and learn how to tank with win! Seriously, go tank your face off. I’ll try to find it for you.